If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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