You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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