it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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