I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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