I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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