That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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