Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
She announced her abortion via fbk
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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