My friends, they love my intelligence
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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