All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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