I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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