hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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