well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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