ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
is wine microwaveable?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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