Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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