i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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