How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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