Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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