If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Can I color on your dick again?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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