Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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