I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Randomize
