just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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