She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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