I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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