I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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