I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
You're so nebulous sometimes
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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