I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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