they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I can't turn off my feet"
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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