I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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