She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
YAS. BRING CRAB.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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