I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
