I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
This girl is more easily done than said...
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I am naked and annoyed.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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