He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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