No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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