Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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