After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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