I have demons in me.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Randomize
