This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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