Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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