plz talk dirty to me
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I don't think brook has ever known best
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
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I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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