how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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