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she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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