So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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