I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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