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You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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