Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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