So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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