what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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