her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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