I smell stomach acid.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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