my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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