I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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