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He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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