Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
why didn't you poke me back
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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